Santiptinnelgan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Santiptinnelgan created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Santiptinnelgan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Santiptinnelgan, she will come to you in dreams.

Santiptinnelgan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Santiptinnelgan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Santiptinnelgan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.