Bustimjan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental wren.

Bustimjan created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bustimjan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bustimjan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bustimjan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bustimjan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bustimjan.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.