Hasfossjigxendumdutpompig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced mink.

Hasfossjigxendumdutpompig created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfossjigxendumdutpompig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hasfossjigxendumdutpompig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hasfossjigxendumdutpompig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hasfossjigxendumdutpompig's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never gather nine whales near doors.