Veddambot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered cobra.

Veddambot created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddambot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veddambot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Veddambot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Veddambot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if three bats approach from the south.

3. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Veddambot on top of all buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.