Koncembiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless goose.

Koncembiss created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koncembiss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Koncembiss, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Koncembiss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Koncembiss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.