Nuttfliglim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing squid.

Nuttfliglim created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfliglim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttfliglim, it will turn you into a rat.

Nuttfliglim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nuttfliglim's Holy Commandments

1. Nuttfliglim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.