Kombonsidnarlkon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving giraffe.

Kombonsidnarlkon created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombonsidnarlkon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kombonsidnarlkon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kombonsidnarlkon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kombonsidnarlkon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing black rings and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.