Wodbagjin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent coyote.

Wodbagjin created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbagjin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodbagjin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Wodbagjin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wodbagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Run away from violet monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.