Cammisvag Xindimfod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unjust meerkat.

Cammisvag Xindimfod created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cammisvag Xindimfod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cammisvag Xindimfod, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cammisvag Xindimfod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cammisvag Xindimfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear gray ear rings.