Podtipfom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, staggering skunk.

Podtipfom created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Podtipfom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podtipfom, she will come to you in dreams.

Podtipfom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Podtipfom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Hide if nine porpoises approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.