Dibjadyatquimlistzignill is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating coyote.

Dibjadyatquimlistzignill created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibjadyatquimlistzignill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibjadyatquimlistzignill, it will turn you into a frog.

Dibjadyatquimlistzignill's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dibjadyatquimlistzignill's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Dibjadyatquimlistzignill must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.