Vidbansom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain mouse.

Vidbansom created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbansom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vidbansom, he will turn you into a plant.

Vidbansom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vidbansom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Do not prepare figs while wearing jumpers.

3. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

4. Never prepare carrots during spring.

5. Never proclaim while facing west.