Badbestbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic bear.

Badbestbiss created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badbestbiss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Badbestbiss, he will come to you in dreams.

Badbestbiss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Badbestbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Badbestbiss on top of all buildings.