Viglenmad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain centaur.

Viglenmad created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Viglenmad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Viglenmad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Viglenmad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Viglenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Never wear violet scarves.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

5. Do not resist order.