Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.

Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near snakes while wearing violet ear rings.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about dark matter near bats while wearing orange hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

5. Always obey Farlibcussbig Fotdonyarp's priests.