Spaggarciss Cumtunbet is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident pigeon.

Spaggarciss Cumtunbet created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaggarciss Cumtunbet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Spaggarciss Cumtunbet, it will be very sad.

Spaggarciss Cumtunbet's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Spaggarciss Cumtunbet's Holy Commandments

1. Spaggarciss Cumtunbet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Spaggarciss Cumtunbet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the east.