Damrantip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying goblin.

Damrantip created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damrantip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Damrantip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Damrantip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Damrantip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Damrantip.

3. Damrantip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.