Gomflatbass is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise dove.

Gomflatbass created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomflatbass, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gomflatbass, it will strike you with lightening.

Gomflatbass' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gomflatbass' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gomflatbass.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Do not eat bananas.