Baghomcitflig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate troll.

Baghomcitflig created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Baghomcitflig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Baghomcitflig, it will remove you from existence.

Baghomcitflig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Baghomcitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Baghomcitflig.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.