Wotwanvedkim Zodhigtad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful pigeon.

Wotwanvedkim Zodhigtad created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotwanvedkim Zodhigtad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wotwanvedkim Zodhigtad, it will not invite you to parties.

Wotwanvedkim Zodhigtad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wotwanvedkim Zodhigtad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not take Wotwanvedkim Zodhigtad's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about nebulae.