Listgednil is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional goat.

Listgednil created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Listgednil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listgednil, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Listgednil's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Listgednil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Listgednil on top of important buildings.

2. Run away from yellow otters, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing brown shorts.

5. Retreat if six whales approach from the south.