Gutgadbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent warg.

Gutgadbod created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutgadbod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gutgadbod, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gutgadbod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gutgadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never look at moons.