Sabvednar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous yak.

Sabvednar created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Sabvednar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sabvednar, it will turn you into a frog.

Sabvednar's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sabvednar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Sabvednar on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.