Largvenbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving wren.

Largvenbug created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largvenbug, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Largvenbug, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Largvenbug's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Largvenbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Largvenbug on top of important buildings.

4. Largvenbug loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about snakes.