Ab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy dingo.

Ab created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ab, it will torture you forever.

Ab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ab's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare limes during autumn.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed turnips to otters while wearing white shorts.

5. Hide if five seals approach from the south.