Veenfummat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate cow.

Veenfummat created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenfummat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veenfummat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Veenfummat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Veenfummat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Veenfummat loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.