Xucnanlapbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud raccoon.

Xucnanlapbud created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucnanlapbud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xucnanlapbud, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Xucnanlapbud's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Xucnanlapbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never proclaim while facing south.

3. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

4. You must love Xucnanlapbud.

5. Do not gather at walls at midnight.