Sadlinfig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring crow.

Sadlinfig created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadlinfig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sadlinfig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sadlinfig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sadlinfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. You must never eat beans.