Carbellcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, staggering goblin.

Carbellcuss created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbellcuss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carbellcuss, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Carbellcuss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Carbellcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near horses while wearing magenta shorts and balancing six titanium spheres on your face.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to nematodes while wearing gray rings.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.