Tapcipton is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous wyrm.

Tapcipton created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tapcipton, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tapcipton, she will turn you into a frog.

Tapcipton's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tapcipton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Learn five new languages a year.