Limfutnib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent bear.

Limfutnib created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Limfutnib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limfutnib, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Limfutnib's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Limfutnib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if eight goats approach from the east.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limfutnib.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about planets.