Sug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish grasshopper.

Sug created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sug, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sug, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sug's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning planets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with turtles.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.