Lungebfag Jampogkar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy centaur.

Lungebfag Jampogkar created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lungebfag Jampogkar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lungebfag Jampogkar, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Lungebfag Jampogkar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lungebfag Jampogkar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lungebfag Jampogkar.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if six badgers approach from the east.