Genhasomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient aardvark.

Genhasomt created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genhasomt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Genhasomt, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Genhasomt's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Genhasomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.