Sogtifflow is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, almighty porpoise.

Sogtifflow created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sogtifflow, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sogtifflow, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sogtifflow's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sogtifflow's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.