Flisyoktap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, almighty lion.

Flisyoktap created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisyoktap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisyoktap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Flisyoktap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flisyoktap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Hide if five sharks approach from the south.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the west.