Bagjatneg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage bee.

Bagjatneg created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagjatneg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bagjatneg, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bagjatneg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bagjatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never hop near dogs.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.