Kamdossrot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable fish.

Kamdossrot created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamdossrot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kamdossrot, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kamdossrot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kamdossrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear violet rings.

5. Never talk about dark energy.