Jamtaddidhigbid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered wyrm.

Jamtaddidhigbid created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamtaddidhigbid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jamtaddidhigbid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jamtaddidhigbid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jamtaddidhigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Put Jamtaddidhigbid first in all things.

4. Always help moths.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jamtaddidhigbid.