Milrow Hivarnmin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving deer.

Milrow Hivarnmin created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Milrow Hivarnmin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milrow Hivarnmin, she will come to you in dreams.

Milrow Hivarnmin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Milrow Hivarnmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.