Targtargtif is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive dog.

Targtargtif created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtargtif, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Targtargtif, she will cry a lot.

Targtargtif's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Targtargtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near turtles while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.