Mutcubgov is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident badger.

Mutcubgov created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcubgov, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutcubgov, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mutcubgov's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mutcubgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not speak about bananas.