Vigtadrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish goat.

Vigtadrip created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigtadrip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vigtadrip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vigtadrip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vigtadrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.