Fadxuckveen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless capybara.

Fadxuckveen created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadxuckveen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadxuckveen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fadxuckveen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fadxuckveen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six horses approach from the north.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Fadxuckveen loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.