Nurtxemwod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful butterfly.

Nurtxemwod created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nurtxemwod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurtxemwod, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nurtxemwod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nurtxemwod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nurtxemwod first in all things.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtxemwod.

5. Do not eat coconuts.