Rilhantin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, annoying camel.

Rilhantin created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilhantin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilhantin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rilhantin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rilhantin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.