Vegfobrull Logbisslarglan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced horse.

Vegfobrull Logbisslarglan created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfobrull Logbisslarglan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vegfobrull Logbisslarglan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Vegfobrull Logbisslarglan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vegfobrull Logbisslarglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Never paint your back white.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never hurt goats.