Monmidrat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Monmidrat created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Monmidrat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Monmidrat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Monmidrat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Monmidrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Monmidrat's name in vain.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. You must pray to Monmidrat three times a day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.