Flycussfly is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm raven.

Flycussfly created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flycussfly, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flycussfly, it will turn you into a goat.

Flycussfly's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flycussfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never chant in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flycussfly.