Sasgubgess is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective raven.

Sasgubgess created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasgubgess, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasgubgess, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sasgubgess' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sasgubgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Never paint your face black.

3. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.