Yatbaddun Vedtinjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage human.

Yatbaddun Vedtinjad created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbaddun Vedtinjad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yatbaddun Vedtinjad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yatbaddun Vedtinjad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yatbaddun Vedtinjad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never paint your feet yellow.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing blue coats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.