Sinyokjan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, able mouse.

Sinyokjan created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Sinyokjan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinyokjan, it will torture you forever.

Sinyokjan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sinyokjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Sinyokjan seven times a day.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.