Flagbumnurlbif is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong ant.

Flagbumnurlbif created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Flagbumnurlbif, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flagbumnurlbif, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flagbumnurlbif's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Flagbumnurlbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.