Yokpanlanyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing ant.

Yokpanlanyat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokpanlanyat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yokpanlanyat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yokpanlanyat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yokpanlanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare parsnips during spring.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yokpanlanyat on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.