Xinxemtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet hamster.

Xinxemtetti created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinxemtetti, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xinxemtetti, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xinxemtetti's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Xinxemtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to manatees while wearing orange trousers.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Xinxemtetti in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the south.