Buddapsom is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless
mink.
Buddapsom created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Buddapsom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Buddapsom, it will refuse to believe in you.
Buddapsom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Buddapsom's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of rice to hamsters while wearing purple skirts.
2. Never hurt mice.
3. Never think about dwarf planets.
4. Never eat spinach.
5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.