Fosscethud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate alligator.

Fosscethud created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosscethud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosscethud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fosscethud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fosscethud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never bounce near snails.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

4. Put Fosscethud first in all things.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.