Buddapsom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless mink.

Buddapsom created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddapsom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Buddapsom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Buddapsom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Buddapsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to hamsters while wearing purple skirts.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.