Rigmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid toad.

Rigmeg created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rigmeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigmeg, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rigmeg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Rigmeg on top of important buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about dark matter near great tits while wearing orange corsets and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Never look at stars.
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