Sakxinyim Madlapmin Gupkimjadsathenfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful camel.

Sakxinyim Madlapmin Gupkimjadsathenfut created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakxinyim Madlapmin Gupkimjadsathenfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sakxinyim Madlapmin Gupkimjadsathenfut, he will turn you into a goat.

Sakxinyim Madlapmin Gupkimjadsathenfut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sakxinyim Madlapmin Gupkimjadsathenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Do not prepare lentils while wearing scarves.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.